problemdaimyo: (Rightful lord)
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The land of Noodles will not tolerate unprovoked violence, nor will it be drawn into war between shinobi countries. Any person known to commit actions designed to spark war, have participated in recent violent attacks, or who is caught attempting to spread resentment or inspire war will be immediately banished from the nation. Any who return, resist, or persist in attempting to find loopholes in this declaration or work beneath our notice will be apprehended and brought to a shinobi village for punishment.

Noodles has not been, is not, and never will be a country of war. Attempts to change this will be dealt with swiftly and with extreme prejudice.

This is the word of Xing-Shu, Daimyo of the Land of Noodles, sole heir and ultimate authority within this nation. It cannot be changed or overturned save by my personal order, until such a time, it shall persist forever more.

[Open!]

Apr. 30th, 2015 09:40 pm
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[As per usual, he made no attempt to seal his message away from anyone, other than a perfunctory check to ensure certain other daimyo wouldn't be able to read the message. Also as usual, he leaves no signature. Eventually he presumes people may begin to recognize him anyway,if only as the author of similar messages.

Then again, there are an awful lot of people with access to the scroll network.]


For those of you who travel often, do you have different favorite foods between staying home and when you must carry and make food while traveling? Do you have any favorites that cross over both, or food that you appreciate only when one condition of the two are met?
problemdaimyo: (It's a secret to everyone~)
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What's your favorite activity to do when you're shut up inside a room all day? Do you have favorite hobbies or training practices you like to indulge in? Ways to pass the time on a rainy day?

Share your favorites! You don't have to share your name here, your secrets will be safe!
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Sir Rock Lee,

I trust that this letter finds you in good health, no doubt endeavoring to hone your skills even further. If it isn't a bother, will you have the time and energy free to serve as my traveling partner for a short time? I cannot guarantee there will be any threat present to be worthy of your time, but I would enjoy your company on the trip I must soon take all the same. Before I take the time to request your presence from your good Hokage, I would like to know if the request is impossible.

-Hotohori
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Adela,

It's my hope this finds you in good health.

I apologize for my inability to write a substantial letter, but pressing matters consume much of my time at present. I would like to extend an invitation to you for a casual visit, but that is unfortunately not a possibility.


Rather than that, has your forge been faring well? If you would indulge idle curiosity, I am curious of how you fare.

-Hotohori
problemdaimyo: (The very picture of a lord)
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Godaime Hokage,

Ordinarily, the nation of Noodles would send this request through the proper channels. Unfortunately the prior arrangement was, at short notice, cancelled.
[Because his counselors caught wind of him going alone and put up enough of a fuss about it that he couldn't deny it.]

As a personal request then, I'd like to temporarily acquisition one of your shinobi for a simple escort mission. They would not leave the island of Noodles, nor face more than moderate dangers, and their mission would last no more than two weeks. Although given availability issues of this short notice, I understand if the kunoichi is not available, it would be most preferred if you were to send a specific kunoichi that I've had dealings with in the past. Although I do not know her name, she is one of yours with long red hair, kept at the time I encountered her in a pony tail, and who was assigned to send sensitive Noodle information to the Land of Noodles about the time of the Chuunin Exams.

For the inconvenience, the Land of Noodles will be willing to pay twice the rate of a usual B rank mission, regardless of whether it is the kunoichi requested or another available Chuunin.

If accepted, the mission would take place starting at the end of the week.

-Hotohori, Daimyo of the Land of Noodles
problemdaimyo: (You worry too much!)
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I've received reports that some noodles have been arriving with an abnormal taste to them. This is a serious issue, and therefore if anyone has encountered strange tasting noodles, or witnessed strange or suspicious activity involving the transport or handling of noodle shipments, please send what information you have to the Land of Noodles at the soonest possible opportunity, so we can correct this!

Also, if you were to encounter a strange shinobi who requested the opportunity to spar with you, what would be your response?
problemdaimyo: (You're new aren't you)
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Godaime Hokage,

Your village hosted the most recent Chuunin Exams well! I often enjoy visiting the exams when they are held, but Konoha outdid itself in friendliness and accommodation of its guests this time. I commend your efforts.

The exams themselves are always encouraging and refreshing to see, with young and new shinobi starting out on their lives as chuunin. Which brings me to the point of my letter--worry not, I wouldn't trouble you with social correspondence--of your young and fresh shinobi, are there any currently open and prepared for work?

I was impressed with the effort your genin put into the exams this year, and there is a simple and relatively safe mission in the Land of Noodles that would do well with the aid of your shinobi.

~Hotohori, Daimyo of the Land of Noodles
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Fellow Shinobi,

I have a request of you, particularly those of you with long hair. What methods do you prefer to employ to tame it on difficult missions, where hair loss is both a significant possibility and a likely method of tracking or detection should stray hairs be lost?