Of Slugs And Idiots [Closed, Slug Post]

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[A slug, small and colored a curious black, appears in a puff of smoke on the Godaime's desk. It vomits - yes, vomits - up a scroll covered in sticky slug stuff. Underneath that it's sealed with wax, however, and the message inside is just fine.

There's no heading before it jumps straight into the letter, and the entire thing is written in a precise, surprisingly flowing style of handwriting.]

Think I found wart-nose. If it's him, I'm gonna haul him back to Konoha so you and Minato can cuss the little shit out. Got anything to say before I castrate him and all he can think of is his not-going-to-happen-anyway potential children?

(Don't bother feeding or thanking Katya. She's already gotten into your inkwell, and she doesn't understand anything besides basic directions. Just write back and give her the scroll. Might wanna coat it in wax or something.)

[Sure enough, the slug has gotten itself into Obito's inkwell and settled herself into it. By the time he either coaxes her out, or gives her the scroll so she can puff back to Tsunade, she's already soaked up all the ink.]