To Konoha

[notveryspecial]

[She isn't a stranger to rumors and misinformation or to slander, but...the information in the magazine circulated around the village is so far from being even remotely believable that, rather than be offended or peeved about it, she's merely confused.]

I haven't fielded any proposals. Is that magazine attempting to be a satire of some sort?

Whoever wrote it should consider the concept of subtlety in the future.