Sent to everyone who isn't also a daimyo

[problemdaimyo]

Fellow Shinobi,

I have a request of you, particularly those of you with long hair. What methods do you prefer to employ to tame it on difficult missions, where hair loss is both a significant possibility and a likely method of tracking or detection should stray hairs be lost?

Comments

so one goes along with the vain woman facade and the other with the bald man idea.

[shunshinoshishi]

You shouldn't be complaining if you have better coupons. Or better shampoo.

And I wouldn't be doing the cutting either way; it's not my problem.

Here's a hint: Pick up a shinobi manual and read it through. Especially section XII:11:209


//ooc: they should eventually meet face to face and then XDD

At least they agree on something

[problemdaimyo]

I think we both know that many shinobi choose to ignore sections XII:11:200-305. Rather than simply keeping it short, successful shinobi, particularly kunoichi, often keep it longer.

Perhaps bald men prefer only to share information that can already be found in books?

//laughs, indeed they should

LOL ohgosh these two, if they ever meet |8

[shunshinoshishi]

Clearly you're not one of the successful ones.

Perhaps vain women shouldn't ask bald men advice about how to keep their hair intact?



//ooc: they might be okay and then-- "What, so-- the vain woman?"

Hotohori will recommend he try shaving his head to deal with all those snarls in his hair

[problemdaimyo]

It's an odd thing that a bald man would answer a question about the care of long hair, isn't it?

//"It's the bald man! I think you'd look better bald" ha

Shisui would suggest he cut his hair off and shove it down his shirt-- too flat down there

[shunshinoshishi]

Not when he's harassed with stupid mail from women like you.

//"I think you'd look better without your head--" Oops wait did he really say that D: ...He'd be laughing over it though XD

Hotohori is a little concerned over Shisui's bald fetish

[problemdaimyo]

He must have very little self control, to answer every letter he receives.

//you've gone over the line, Shisui, his face is beautiful