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Obito Uchiha ([personal profile] thebestuchiha) wrote in [community profile] sunshine_messages2014-07-09 03:58 pm
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Open to all Konoha Shinobi... July 2nd.

[Any and everyone who happens to be a Konoha Shinobi will wake up on this morning, after a month of running here and there and overall dealing with a mess of politicians, foreign shinobi, and spectators, to one very irate message that Obito has managed some sealwork on so that it cannot be ignored.

Namely, the scrolls of all shinobi who happen to be Konoha stock is going to be glowing alternately bright yellow, then angry red in a repeating pattern that lights up any dark areas it's in. Of course, once the seal for the message is opened inside the scrolls it will stop, but until then it's going to be rather obnoxious. It's silent, of course, just in case anyone happens to be in a position where sudden noise would endanger them. Obviously those people would have the scroll in a case that makes it not visible in the first place so he feels no guilt in this... approach.

No one who is not Konoha will be able to open this missive.]


Shinobi of Konoha,

I regret to inform you that though the exams went off beautifully, and I do praise you all for not killing, maiming, or otherwise inciting a war upon those who were obnoxious in this last month, some unfortunate things came to my attention.

My Shinobi are keeping secrets from me, and I am deeply troubled that I need to inform you all that this is not acceptable. There have been several instances of incomplete reports that have been missing vital information, at least one of which was a lack of mention in regards to meeting a foreign village leader on what was meant to be routine patrols. Another situation was in dealings to do a trade convoy to the north, when there was no mention anywhere in this particular report that shinobi has been sighted in transit with these people, in a mix that previously was thought to be among hostile nations. Other incidents of this nature have come to my attention as well, and it can no longer be permitted.

The next instances of withholding information will be met with far less of a gentle reception, and any further transgressions will be handled with prejudice. All shinobi who are withholding information that in any way might be pertinent to village security have the next week to write out reports and submit them to me with total forgiveness for having withheld it previously. After that, unless a shinobi was out of the village on assignment for the entire span of the timeframe, there will be penalties, then punishments, for the delay, depending on timeframe.

I apologize for having to be harsh on you all, but please understand that this is for the safety of both shinobi and civilian villagers, and I cannot do my job if you do not let me.

Uchiha Obito,
Godaime Hokage
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[personal profile] dangodragon 2014-07-12 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hokage-sama,

It saddens me to hear that some shinobi have been withholding information. We ask that you please inform us if it is anyone in our clan, so we can handle it accordingly. If there is any other way we can assist you in this matter, please let us know.

Ever your humble servants,
The Uchiha clan

[Sent in a small, intricate origami duck tied to the official missive in tiny writing and shorthand.]

Obito,

I have been promoted to official secretary. Please send me on a long mission soon.

Everyone was impressed with your forcefulness until the apology, and also very troubled that people are withholding information. Evidently these things never happened in the "good old days". I thought the meeting would wind down more quickly if I didn't remind them back then we were at war.

I know I haven't been very forthcoming about personal matters in the past, but please do not hesitate to ask for any assistance you need, be it personal or as the Hokage.

Itachi.
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[personal profile] dangodragon 2014-07-12 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Obito

I was hoping you'd have something important you needed me to do. I am well aware my brother is away on a long mission. It's marked on my calendar.

I don't, really. All I remember about the war is death.

I'm holding you to that, and if you don't I'm going to take a leaf out of your book and corner you to ask you about your feelings.

-Itachi
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[personal profile] dangodragon 2014-07-13 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Obito,

I have nothing against hearing about others feelings.

Itachi

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[personal profile] dangodragon 2014-07-14 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Obito,

I am purposefully misinterpreting the true intent of your question.

You're always looking out for your shinobi, but when was the last time someone looked after your well being?

Itachi
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[personal profile] dangodragon 2014-07-14 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)

Obito,

If you would like to talk to me about your mental and emotional well being, I am slightly more sympathetic than a house cat and slightly concerned about how you might be feeling, given recent events. If you have someone more qualified to listen to your emotional woes, please speak with them instead.

If you crack due to stress and throw Konoha into chaos, there's now a paper trail proving I tried to prevent it.

Your loving cousin, Itachi

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[personal profile] dangodragon 2014-07-14 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)

Obito,

I'll expect you at midnight, then. Thank you.

Itachi

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[personal profile] dangodragon 2014-07-21 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)

If you say you're going to arrive in the evening, then it's reasonable to expect you between then and midnight. I like to stay realistic about people's time management skills.

Itachi