Open to everyone because he didn't bother to seal it

[problemdaimyo]

I've received reports that some noodles have been arriving with an abnormal taste to them. This is a serious issue, and therefore if anyone has encountered strange tasting noodles, or witnessed strange or suspicious activity involving the transport or handling of noodle shipments, please send what information you have to the Land of Noodles at the soonest possible opportunity, so we can correct this!

Also, if you were to encounter a strange shinobi who requested the opportunity to spar with you, what would be your response?

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[problemdaimyo]

They would be inferior to the Land of Noodles' noodles. It must have been a terrible experience to also be off. Unless they were better when they were off...

Ah! Fortunate. Then wherever the compromise is, it hasn't affected the traffic to where you are. [Wherever he is.] Where is this?

Research! It is good to know these things before asking.

[shunshinoshishi]

The ones that were off were from the Land of Noodles.

This is Konoha. One would think you'd know who you were addressing your correspondence to.

...Before asking a stranger to spar with you? Are you the shampoo lady?

what is this shampoo you speak of, don't change the subject

[problemdaimyo]

Then the ones from the Land of Noodles were off?

To address this to Konoha alone would imply we suspected the village of the crime. This message is for all shinobi who might have witnessed the crime.

Am I what?