Open to everyone because he didn't bother to seal it

[problemdaimyo]

I've received reports that some noodles have been arriving with an abnormal taste to them. This is a serious issue, and therefore if anyone has encountered strange tasting noodles, or witnessed strange or suspicious activity involving the transport or handling of noodle shipments, please send what information you have to the Land of Noodles at the soonest possible opportunity, so we can correct this!

Also, if you were to encounter a strange shinobi who requested the opportunity to spar with you, what would be your response?

Comments

[problemdaimyo]

[...But what about the Incident in the North?? It happened! She could look up text books.

Noodle textbooks.]

[abileunaspada]

[ No.

She really doesn't care.

At all. ]

[problemdaimyo]

[....Even if he sent her the book for free?]

[abileunaspada]

[ Oh hey. Good kindling for the forge. ]

[problemdaimyo]

[Heathen.]

[abileunaspada]

[ Nya nya nya nyah nyah. ]

[problemdaimyo]

[One day you will eat noodles for every meal, and you shall understand the gravity of noodles.]

[abileunaspada]

[ Yeah no thanks.........

Not that she'll have a choice soon enough. ]