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Forward Dated to March 7th

[Private, to Iruka]

[ Someone is trying to be tactful in how he goes about this. He had to confirm with Hinata/Adela the name of the body he is in, because Gai's only mildly familiar with Iruka. ]

I appear to be you for the moment, Umino-san. I want to assure you that your body is safe, will soon be secure within the Konoha walls, and will be taken care of respectfully by its current occupant, a fellow Konoha ninja. That said, for security reasons, I will not identify myself to you until you can confirm for me your current appearance and your whereabouts. Please. Thank you.

[Private to Obito and Kakashi, as close to immediately after confirming with Iruka as possible (depending on how that goes--might be edited, but I didn't want to spam with a billion separate posts)]

[ The handwriting is trying desperately to look like Gai's, but it's a struggle. ]

I do not know how to explain what has happened. A mindtransfer jutsu, perhaps?

I am making you aware that I am currently in Umino Iruka's body. He is the school teacher who taught your students, Obito. Ponytail, nose scar. And he is me. So if you see me...it is actually him. Does this make sense? It does not make sense to me.

Adela and Hinata have swapped bodies as well. Or minds? My consciousness went to where Iruka's physical self was. I am returning to the village now. I have contacted him and will try to disclose only what he needs to know, but I want to advise him to exercise caution in how he deals with...

And I just now realize I should exercise caution here as well. I am not sure how many this has affected.

Can you confirm for me your identities?

- Maito Gai

[Private to Team Gai]

[ Again, the handwriting is trying desperately to look like Gai's, but it's a struggle. ]

Are you three safe? There has been an incident around the village and I need you three to check in as soon as possible.

- Maito Gai

[Private to Adela and Hinata]

Please let me know when you both make it to a safe and secure location. Hinata, please inform your sensei, too, as soon as you can.

- Maito Gai

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I love you Gai.

Obito

I love you too, even though I am certain you are laughing at me. ♥

I know, and I am.

[ ANGRY SCRIBBLE ]

You are so FRUSTRATING SOMETIMES, UCHIHA OBITO!

I WANT TO KISS YOU.

You'll just have to hold onto that thought for a few days, won't you?

[ More scribbles!!! ]

You say that like that thought EVER leaves my mind.

Edited 2015-03-15 07:37 (UTC)

That must get very tedious then to think of nothing else.

Just because a thought does not leave my mind does not mean it is the only thought that I have.

Or even the only thought I have about you!

True, I'm sure your imagination covers a lot more than just kissing these days.

OBITO!!!

Talk to you soon.

You are awful and maybe I do not want to talk to you soon, now! Because you are teasing me when I cannot kiss you, maybe I should withhold kisses when I can!!

Would you really withhold kisses from me?

YES! I mean, I would try and therefore I would do my best and I would succeed! Because I always succeed if I try my best!!

...You doubt my resolve, Obito?

More pouting that you don't want to give me kisses really.

YOU. ARE. FRUSTRATING!!!!!

Fine! I suppose I shall kiss you when I can again. But only if you do not try to make me interested while I am stuck as Iruka.

You mean I have to make you interested? Should I be pouting?

[ ALL THE ANGRY SCRIBBLES ] I wish you had to. That would make this situation easier. Unfortunately, all you have to do to 'make me interested' is exist.

If I was not Iruka, I would march right over there and kiss you senseless right this second.

Only kissing mm? I guess we won't be repeating that opening salvo again any time soon then even when you switch back?

Opening salvo? I am not sure what you mean

And this is really REALLY unfair, Obito!! I am trying to be respectful of Iruka's body! And here you are winding me up and It is not MY body you are turning on!! THIS IS RUDE AND REALLY WEIRD AND

You had better not get bodyswitched with ANYONE because once I am NOT IRUKA I am going to

anbu do not read these things, do they?

And I have half a mind to ban you from the scroll network until this has run its course, lest you provoke some very ungentlemanly behavior from 'Iruka' and find yourself with the Academy sensei in your office!!

Now now Gai, we both know that you're my type, not the kindly Sensei, so you'll just have to hold it in.

And this is my personal scroll, not my official one, so no, no one else reads these messages.

Don't worry, you can give me all the steamy details of what you'll do to me once you're yourself again.

That is good to have confirmed.

As is that.

[ A few scribbles. ] I hope you can spare some time for me, Hokage-sama. I will be unwilling to let you go for a while. And one of these days I will master talking to you in a way that turns you on as much as you do to me. I am not sure I have the words yet for what I would like to do to you--perhaps you shall just have to wait and see!!

Let's just say I'm more visual than audio mm?

I'll see what you do when you do it.

Good! Because I am more action than talk! ~~still, it would be nice to have that power with words~~

You will indeed.

~~The ability to use words is overrated a lot of the time~~

We'll talk later, when this is more... usable.

Until then Gai.