Maito Gai (
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Forward Dated to March 7th
[Private, to Iruka]
[ Someone is trying to be tactful in how he goes about this. He had to confirm with Hinata/Adela the name of the body he is in, because Gai's only mildly familiar with Iruka. ]
I appear to be you for the moment, Umino-san. I want to assure you that your body is safe, will soon be secure within the Konoha walls, and will be taken care of respectfully by its current occupant, a fellow Konoha ninja. That said, for security reasons, I will not identify myself to you until you can confirm for me your current appearance and your whereabouts. Please. Thank you.
[Private to Obito and Kakashi, as close to immediately after confirming with Iruka as possible (depending on how that goes--might be edited, but I didn't want to spam with a billion separate posts)]
[ The handwriting is trying desperately to look like Gai's, but it's a struggle. ]
I do not know how to explain what has happened. A mindtransfer jutsu, perhaps?
I am making you aware that I am currently in Umino Iruka's body. He is the school teacher who taught your students, Obito. Ponytail, nose scar. And he is me. So if you see me...it is actually him. Does this make sense? It does not make sense to me.
Adela and Hinata have swapped bodies as well. Or minds? My consciousness went to where Iruka's physical self was. I am returning to the village now. I have contacted him and will try to disclose only what he needs to know, but I want to advise him to exercise caution in how he deals with...
And I just now realize I should exercise caution here as well. I am not sure how many this has affected.
Can you confirm for me your identities?
- Maito Gai
[Private to Team Gai]
[ Again, the handwriting is trying desperately to look like Gai's, but it's a struggle. ]
Are you three safe? There has been an incident around the village and I need you three to check in as soon as possible.
- Maito Gai
[Private to Adela and Hinata]
Please let me know when you both make it to a safe and secure location. Hinata, please inform your sensei, too, as soon as you can.
- Maito Gai
[Private, to Iruka]
[ Someone is trying to be tactful in how he goes about this. He had to confirm with Hinata/Adela the name of the body he is in, because Gai's only mildly familiar with Iruka. ]
I appear to be you for the moment, Umino-san. I want to assure you that your body is safe, will soon be secure within the Konoha walls, and will be taken care of respectfully by its current occupant, a fellow Konoha ninja. That said, for security reasons, I will not identify myself to you until you can confirm for me your current appearance and your whereabouts. Please. Thank you.
[Private to Obito and Kakashi, as close to immediately after confirming with Iruka as possible (depending on how that goes--might be edited, but I didn't want to spam with a billion separate posts)]
[ The handwriting is trying desperately to look like Gai's, but it's a struggle. ]
I do not know how to explain what has happened. A mindtransfer jutsu, perhaps?
I am making you aware that I am currently in Umino Iruka's body. He is the school teacher who taught your students, Obito. Ponytail, nose scar. And he is me. So if you see me...it is actually him. Does this make sense? It does not make sense to me.
Adela and Hinata have swapped bodies as well. Or minds? My consciousness went to where Iruka's physical self was. I am returning to the village now. I have contacted him and will try to disclose only what he needs to know, but I want to advise him to exercise caution in how he deals with...
And I just now realize I should exercise caution here as well. I am not sure how many this has affected.
Can you confirm for me your identities?
- Maito Gai
[Private to Team Gai]
[ Again, the handwriting is trying desperately to look like Gai's, but it's a struggle. ]
Are you three safe? There has been an incident around the village and I need you three to check in as soon as possible.
- Maito Gai
[Private to Adela and Hinata]
Please let me know when you both make it to a safe and secure location. Hinata, please inform your sensei, too, as soon as you can.
- Maito Gai
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I thought I was being quite clever using something that only you and I would understand to prove my identity, but.. I apologise. Next time I'll be sure to think about my choice a little better.
[ His words might seem honest, but his intention is laced with a humour he hides behind a hand as he replies. ]
I'm not sure if the idea of a spa treatment makes me uncomfortable because I experienced my first without being in my body, or if I simply haven't quite gotten used to just how soft and healthy my skin looks. There's actually some colour to it, it's strange.
And the same goes for my hair, I think it was brushed?
Eien benefited greatly from the treatment though; her coat is glossier than ever.
(I believe you about the acorn, Gai. We were very young at the time, after all.)
- Kakashi.
P.S: Ah, yes. He does tie his hair back rather tight, doesn't he? How does he look with it down?
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[ Have an angry scribble ]
I hope it is the former and not the latter, Kakashi! Do not be alarmed by your skin having color and softness! You should not have an aversion to having nice skin, because you have very nice skin anyway and should pamper yourself more! Maybe we should arrange to have Obito sent to a spa? He could use the relaxation.
...You think your hair was brushed? This I MUST see! When was the last time you brushed it, Rival?
And I am glad she benefited! Hopefully it was enjoyable for her! I am certain she could not possibly look lovelier!
(Good. I am glad you believe. I will not make you check, then.)
♥ Gai
PS. He ties it very tight! I am not very good at ponytails. Perhaps I should catch Tenten or Neji and ask for help. Even Lee had a braid once. Surely one of my students can fix this.
Iruka looks nice enough with his hair down, but it is annoying when it will not go back up and I missed a piece. I got it up and there is a tail hanging down that is not supposed to be loose!
DO NOT FEAR. I SHALL CONQUER THIS CHALLENGE!
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I'm sure Obito would do very well at a spa. I have to say, despite not being entirely used to the feeling of softened skin, I definitely wouldn't say no to another massage. I feel about ten years younger.
And I brush my hair every morning, but.. Only with my fingers. I think it was brushed properly. I don't know how they managed it.
- Kakashi.
P.S: I believe you can conquer his hair, but I wish you good luck nonetheless. I don't think I could cope with hair longer than what I have.
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You feel more youthful?! That is excellent! I will definitely have to book us all massages sometime, then! Anything that makes my Rival feel more youthful is a must-do! ...And I am unsure how anyone managed to brush your hair either. I bet it looks amazing, though! But I hope you can get it back to how it was!
♥ Gai
PS. Thank you for your faith, Rival!