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[notveryspecial]

Please note that pink hair is not an indication of aggressiveness or an interest in pointless dueling.

While intoxicated, stop challenging those with pink hair to duels, sparring, or impromptu training.

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[abileunaspada]

[ ... ... ...

Okay she can't resist asking anymore. ]

Do I want to know what brought this on, Haruno-san?

[notveryspecial]

There was an unusually high volume of drunken ninja demanding duels...

[...There were five.

She has no idea why.]

[abileunaspada]

That seems kinda weird. What would have provoked them into it? Or were they just trying to start something?

[notveryspecial]

They approached me, I don't know why. Perhaps the pink hair serves as an attention catcher to loud and intoxicated shinobi.

[abileunaspada]

[ Big sigh, because... ]

It might not be your hair, it might be the fact that you're a pretty girl. If they were drunk they might not have been smart enough to tell that you wanted to be left alone.

[ Guys really could be stupid sometimes... ]

[notveryspecial]

That is a possibility. Perhaps I should have said something about my disinterest in that sort of thing instead. [Of course, drunken shinobi probably won't remember that even if they read it in the first place, but that's hardly the point...]

[abileunaspada]

Maybe, but sometimes guys are too stupid to listen, drunk or not.

[notveryspecial]

Perhaps it would deter at least some, however.

[abileunaspada]

Maybe.

Good luck next time, anyway.