[The slug ate the scroll, a disproportionately large mouth forming just for the task, then disappeared.

A few hours later, the same slug re-appeared, vomited up another scroll, and went in search of more ink.]

Calm him down? Hell, castration is the only thing that's gonna calm me down. The only way he can stop me dragging him back to Konoha is if he fights dirty, and I'm willing to get dirtier than he is.

I'll tell him about the seals. After that he'll probably find some excuse to come back with me, castration and all.

The Uchiha better be studying. There's gonna be a test when I get back, and if he fails I'm gonna have him running wind sprints until he pukes orange.

[Like the last one, this letter has neither opening nor a signature.]