sunshine_messages | Konoha's Gossip Magazine

[A new merchant has moved into Konoha and set up a newstand, and the magazine is debuting its first issue! Come grab a copy and read up on the latest rumors circulating the village by force in great detail!]

Rivals in Love? The new generation of playboys in Konoha have revealed themselves! Uchiha Sasuke and Hyuuga Neji, both prominent members of their respective clans, are rivals in love! But the amorous web they weave is a tangled one, and the firey Adela seems to be trapped in the middle! After facing rejection in a harsh break up with Sasuke, Neji boldly put himself forward to steal her away! But what about his relationship with Sakura? It's been confirmed they're dating, but it's clear now that he's just trying to play the field. But he's not the only one! As evidenced by their amorous displays of affection in public, Sasuke's moved on to dating Hinata, but all may not be as it seems. While they'd have us believe it's an exclusive relationship, it's very likely that Uzumaki Naruto is in on it, making for one very scandalous team! What will the Hokage think of their relationship? Or was he the mastermind behind it all? What will happen when Adela and Sakura learn of each other? More to come as these stories develop!
Wild Woman Trouble in paradise?? Uzumaki Kushina and Namikaze Minato headed for a violent break-up? All evidence seems to indicate as much! With only fleeting visits to her husband and son's home village, Kushina seems to be spending less time with her family and more time with other, much younger suitors! She's been seen in very close company with a number of young men (and women!) in recent months, and entered into volatile negotiations over Hyuuga Neji, Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Hinata, and Milani Adela! As well, brief forays into bidding for Uchiha Shisui and the Hokage himself! Is she looking for a replacement for true love??	Love Triangle? After the fall-out date of Azkadellia and Obito, the hope for an official alliance between Snow and Fire has ended. It seems our Hokage has found a new pair of suitors- that's right, pair! Hatake Kakashi and Maito Gai have been seen going in and out of the Hokage's quarters with increasing frequency, as well as meeting at strange, out-of-the-way places to engage in questionable activities! However, jealousy and rejection may loom on the horizon, as the infamous Copy-nin seems to be spending more time out of the country than not in recent months. Has the Green Beast won their greatest challenge of all??
Pint-sized Killer A new breed of killer has emerged in the form of one of Konoha's own Genin! Oyama Ami, a student under Uchiha Shisui's tutelage, is said to have exterminated entire squads of full-grown shinobi in some of the highest-ranked missions the village has to offer! Is she following in the footsteps of her rumored father- Kiri's own Silver Terror? Or is the man behind the fearsome reputation simply providing guidance in the form of letters and gifts? One thing's for sure- they have a strong connection to one another!	Hidden Doujutsu Ever wondered what's behind those two-toned eyes of Adela's? Well wonder no more! Mutant genetics have given the red-haired Chuunin a unique doujutsu. Potentially unstable and destructive with even the merest glance, forcing the girl to utilize powerful jutsu to keep them under control. That's right, these jutsu take form in her mismatched eyes! Who knows what warped power lies underneath them?
Secrets of Haruno Haruno Sakura, the very vision of the flower she's named for, bellies an ancient past. Said to be descended from the legendary samurai princess herself, there's definitely more to this girl than meets the eye! Her arsenal of inherent jutsu is a deadly combination seen once before, during that bloody historical revolution that shook the very foundations of Iron. Little wonder she's fielding so many advances and proposals lately!	Lonely Ame A skeleton of a man, the leader of Ame has grown deathly ill these past few years. It's been revealed that the true reason behind the opened borders is due to a need to pass on his unique bloodline. Although his strength is fading, Uzumaki Nagato ventures outside his country in search of a wife immune to the sickness.
Benevolent Spirit Lately there's been talk of a wandering spirit posing as a young woman in flowing purple robes. She claims to be a simple traveler, roaming over the borders dividing the land. She's said to bestow gifts of food and good fortune to those who are kind, but sows chaos and discord in the form of curses to those that dare cross her.

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